Just call me........klutz

What is going on??? I don't seem to be able to get through a whole day without hurting my self. I fell on the ground moving a chair and hurt my right hip, right arm and sprained a finger. I slipped on the stairs a little, but managed to hurt my backside. I rammed my knee on the door jam, entering the house. I whacked my right ankle very hard on a wooden stool. And to top it off; the last stair, closest to the ground collapsed while I was caring TJ outside. If it wasn't for the house being close to where I was falling, I would have crashed. Maybe if I bought stock in ibuprofen, I could change my luck. As it stands now, the drug companies are making a fortune off my clumsiness.